i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Randomize
