Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
I need water and some morals
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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