So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
what day is it and did you see me today?
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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