Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
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Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
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True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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