woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
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i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
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I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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