I look better un-naked...
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
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can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
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hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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