Is it normal to miss your booty call?
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
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Come see our sink grown plant.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
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I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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