And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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