Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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