sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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