Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
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the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
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Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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