LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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