There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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