It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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