All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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