sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
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mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
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Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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