ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
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the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
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No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
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