He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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