Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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