Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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