Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Please don't give away my fajitas
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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