I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
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you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
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So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
We are all done wearing pants today
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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