you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
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Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
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I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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