Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
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If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
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So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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