Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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