I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
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Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
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Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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