Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Randomize
