She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
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You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
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I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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