honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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