therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
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the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
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it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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