So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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