don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
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When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
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Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
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