The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I can't trust your balls anymore.
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