Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
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She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
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one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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