just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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