Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
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I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
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unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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