This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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