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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life