You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
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Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
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I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.