can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.