On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
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the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I can't put those talents on a resume
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So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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