is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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