ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
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he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
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Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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