she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
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I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
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Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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