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that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
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had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
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And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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