about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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