he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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