You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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