Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
this hospital has no fireball
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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