i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
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