were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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