Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Randomize
