i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I cut my penus on the lid.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
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