dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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