Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Less talking, more tequila
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
Randomize
