Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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